That’s not a fart!

Response to leaky diarrhea mistaken for suppressed flatulence.

I smell it, but I didn’t hear it. Oh Glob! That’s not a fart!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

Friendly fart

A particular instance of flatulence that is welcoming and produces no negative side effects in children and small animals upon exposure.

When my traditional family entered THE RADIO SHACK, the cashier emitted a raucous, yet friendly fart. We all giggled in a christian-like manner, which then led to a wonderful discussion on how the flatulence reminded us all of watching the Hallmark Channel with our Grandmothers.

by JP_for_real_this_time October 27, 2021

unborn fart

"UBF" An unborn fart found on a stomach xray...

There are 5 unborn farts on your xray

by Kuehlstein December 23, 2017

Fart darts

To fart while playing darts.

Later me and John are playing fart darts.

by Nazi OwO May 11, 2024

FART

Feminist Appropriating Ridiculous Transphobe. Pejorative term referring to a person that uses the feminist movement to reject Transgender and/or non binary people, even if it contradicts their own political beliefs.

Synonyms: TERF; "gender critical"

Apparently, J.K. Rowling supports Kanye West. It doesn't surprise me, coming from a FART like her.

by SomeoneInDaWorld May 5, 2023

After tart fart

The fart that you hold on to when you’re spending time with a lady, and proceed to release once time spent together ceases.

Hey boys, I just left Simones house and did the BIGGEST after tart fart!!

by Conrad Servative May 14, 2018

girl fart

similar to girl dinner, but the opposite. covertly emitting something gross (often the result of previously consumed girl dinner), but doing so in an inherently feminine and dainty way.

"Her Ikea jar full of used elf bars was such a girl fart"

by gremlin_bb August 16, 2023