Johnny Depp is so freakin' cute, I would totally turn gay for him. I think I'll diagnose him with what I'll call, Johnny Depp Syndrom.
Man, Tim has Johnny Depp Syndrome....
Man, Tim has Johnny Depp Syndrome....
by Sigjap April 25, 2011
Get the Johnny Depp Syndrome mug.This is a syndrome seen amongst men who wear their ties with overly large, exaggerated fat knots. Often, the ties these men are found to be wearing can be seen in colours such as pink and lavender; and patterns such as multi-coloured stripes, dots and paisleys.
Men who fall prey to this syndrome typically work for private financial organisations, investment banks; and consultancies.
These men display an arrogant, superior air. There is much false confidence shown. At times it can also be observed there is a direct correlation between the width of the knot and the amount of arrogance present.
Many of these men suffered financially in the recent global financial crisis. Organisations such as Babcock and Brown and Macquarie Group, two companies that employ many men with fat knot syndrome, have seen their share prices fall dramatically.
It is not uncommon for men who have fat knot syndrome to simultaneously suffer from small penis syndrome and/or short man syndrome. When more than one syndrome is present this is of distinct dislike amongst the female population.
Men who fall prey to this syndrome typically work for private financial organisations, investment banks; and consultancies.
These men display an arrogant, superior air. There is much false confidence shown. At times it can also be observed there is a direct correlation between the width of the knot and the amount of arrogance present.
Many of these men suffered financially in the recent global financial crisis. Organisations such as Babcock and Brown and Macquarie Group, two companies that employ many men with fat knot syndrome, have seen their share prices fall dramatically.
It is not uncommon for men who have fat knot syndrome to simultaneously suffer from small penis syndrome and/or short man syndrome. When more than one syndrome is present this is of distinct dislike amongst the female population.
by alisonv December 15, 2008
Get the Fat Knot Syndrome mug.A condition where a man suffers erectile dysfunction due to holding his...reproductive organ too tightly while pleasuring himself.
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Get the Death Grip Syndrome mug.The Fortnite Bad Syndrome is a case where any edgy teen or adult hates Fortnite and literally thinks any other game in the world is better than the said battle royale game. Mainly people will hate on it without knowing about the pros about the game or just simply hating on it because everyone else does to.
John makes a meme describing how Minecraft is better than Fortnite and how Fortnite is terrible which shows he has the Fortnite Bad Syndrome.
by JR04 September 1, 2019
Get the Fortnite Bad Syndrome mug.If you disclose anything bad about your life, a person with Oprah Winfrey Syndrome will say they had it happen to them too. One day a guest on the Oprah show disclosed being sexually molested Oprah disclosed that it had happened to her too. Another day a guest disclosed using Cocaine, and Oprah said she did too. I'm not saying that Oprah and other's with this condition are lying, but they always seem to have a story of hardship that is equal, if not worse, than the one you just told.
here is an example of the Oprah Winfrey Syndrome
Suzy: I don't know what I'm going to do I just lost my job.
Pam: Girl, I just lost my job too, and I found out I'm not eligible for unemployment!
Suzy: I don't know what I'm going to do I just lost my job.
Pam: Girl, I just lost my job too, and I found out I'm not eligible for unemployment!
by FLINGSHOT September 20, 2013
Get the oprah winfrey syndrome mug.Possibly the worst genetic/ socialdisorder ever known. Symptoms include:
Lazy eyes, Long lanky arms, Infatuations with silver whistles, enlarged abdomens and horrible facial hair that seems to form tusks. Those infected with W.T.S. are incredibly irritable in times where their power might be challenged. All logic is lost in their speech and hold a conversation with one of these beings is comparable to having one's ear drums drilled out.
Lazy eyes, Long lanky arms, Infatuations with silver whistles, enlarged abdomens and horrible facial hair that seems to form tusks. Those infected with W.T.S. are incredibly irritable in times where their power might be challenged. All logic is lost in their speech and hold a conversation with one of these beings is comparable to having one's ear drums drilled out.
by J-Lev March 31, 2009
Get the Walrus Trait Syndrome mug.A condition experienced by some gold star lesbians, causing them to feel superior to other lesbians or female bodied queers that have had sex with at least one cis male. Symptoms include judging eyes and negative comments about sex with men.
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