space monkey 

A person who has an extremely odd cocktail of personality traits, is extremely dumb, wears crocs on all occasions and has one single comeback for everything, "your mom".
A person who's age cannot be determined just based on his/her knowledge and/or writing skills, unless you meet him/her in person.

1. Joshi is the space monkey of our group.
2. Behold! Here come the space monkey!

space monkey by Kthanxbai January 11, 2015

monkey butt 

Someone acting mean and/or unfair, like a jerk or an asshole.

"My boyfriend is being such a monkey butt lately. He keeps picking fights over nothing!"

monkey butt by orangesapples August 10, 2008

Monkey Water 

The fluid secreted from the penis during intercourse before climax

Good for lubrication but can often lead to pregnancy

Oh no baby I got you pregnant with my monkey water

Monkey Water by RealismIsKey November 21, 2019

monkey fudge 

the best kind of fudge farmed by monkeys in the trees of taiwan in their flying dream shoes. One taste and you're addicted

dude i need some more monkey fudge, i just cant get enough of it

monkey fudge by diddly bob jinks monkey butler March 6, 2009

Monkey Fucking a Football

well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating

It is like a monkey fucking a football.

Monkey Fucking a Football by MonkeySplash January 27, 2018

honey monkey 

After intercourse when the female returns from her usual trip to the bathroom, you are waiting with a hot pile of poo, and lovingly throw it at her with.

I wanted to show her how much I cared with a honey monkey.

honey monkey by Lovely Mann March 30, 2009

fix-it monkey 

Downing.

Downing said, "I'm not a fix-it monkey anymore."

fix-it monkey by Trogdor July 12, 2003