Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend

To become one with the smoothness

bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend

by fucking dio August 3, 2023

Offline friends

Someone who you know and hang around with in real life; the opposite of online friends.

Online friend: What your plans for next week?

Person: Gonna see my offline friends!

by Jack Spank9049 August 4, 2023

Friend Shoring

N. The act of moving a factory or business from one country in the global supply chain to another country in the global supply chain that you are more friendly with.

An alternative to straight globalization.

By Friend Shoring that company, we no longer have to conduct business with that country which is committing human rights violations.

by Unquestionably Burdensome August 10, 2023

Best Friend

Someone that’s supposed to help you cvm.

“Heyyy liam, you’re my best friend right?”
“Yeah”
“And you’re a guy”
“Yep.”
“And i’m a girl.”
“Mhm, okay let’s go to my room”

by 98282873proooo August 14, 2023

Imaginary Friend Clubs

The correct and contemporary term for all religions\cults.

"Did you hear about Jeff? He lost his mind and joined a church."
"A church? You mean one of those Imaginary Friend Clubs!!!"

by SmarterSean August 19, 2023

National Best friends day

22nd august- a day to show off your bestie

“Are you going out with your boyfriend tomorrow?”
“No it’s National Best friends day!”

by AnonymousGamerGirlypop69 August 21, 2023

friends

Something you don't have...

You don't have any friends.

by anonymous August 22, 2023