(n.) A girl, associated by employment with a specific store in a specific location, who has a special relationship with a vendor to that store. Satellite girls are usually sought out by married, narcissistic vendors at each of their delivery stops so they never have to go without attention. Satellite girls provide a listening ear for the vendor to spill his relationship woes to and also provide a fun, flirty, and often sexual experience for the vendor during his stop. The satellite girl may be led to believe she is in a legitimate relationship with the vendor, but she is not aware that he has similar relationships with a girl at all of his stops. Due to the hard feelings brought about by the deception surrounding the relationship between vendor and his satellite girl, the satellite girl will usually end up leaving her job and another girl will unknowingly take her spot. In extreme cases of hard feelings or if the relationship posts a threat to the livelihood of the vendor, the vendor may change routes to lose that stop and cut ties with the satellite girl.
Vendor 1: Were you getting head out beside Wal-Mart around 2 from the customer service chick?
Vendor2: Yep! She gives me head every Wednesday after I check their order in.
Vendor1: Ain’t you married, bruh?
Vendor 2: Man, she’s just a satellite girl; I can’t even remember her damn name.
Vendor2: Yep! She gives me head every Wednesday after I check their order in.
Vendor1: Ain’t you married, bruh?
Vendor 2: Man, she’s just a satellite girl; I can’t even remember her damn name.
by Btwitsjennifer June 12, 2018
Get the Satellite girlmug. A girl who is very attractive, but won't let you sleep with her until marriage and promise other sexual activities, but never acts on them.
1)That hot no girl told me i couldn't have sex with her.
2) That hot no girl said she'd give me head, but never did
2) That hot no girl said she'd give me head, but never did
by GoddamnIwanttohavesexwithher February 24, 2009
Get the hot no girlmug. by Coolchickman March 6, 2015
Get the Shark girlmug. a 40 year old fish dog that wears custimary dick jewlery tht feeds on the small boys who walk around in the dark at nite
by lolster123456789 August 8, 2009
Get the hollaback girlmug. A situation wherein a girl always behaves like a drag to backtrack on something stupid based on own misconceptions.
A drag girl can only come with up something stupid like a reason for not having a casual conversation.
by doodling July 1, 2011
Get the drag girlmug. by Oliverwindell March 3, 2014
Get the pop girlmug. A girl who curls her hair into ringlets and perfect spirals, then brushes them out, and teases her hair, so that it has the illusion of going through a blender. A blender girl is usually refereed to as a "sceney" or someone trying to be scene. They also are usually disrespectful to their peers, and equals.
by Jujubeemarie December 29, 2010
Get the Blender girlmug.