neck penis

A tie.

Check my neck penis, shit's paisley.

by Iedie8 April 14, 2014

Penis

A penis is a mans private part where any lady can touch including men aswell

I stroke my penis in the majestic wind as it flopped everywhere and dangled like meat spin

by Bluff penis Florida April 8, 2020

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

Penis oof

When a women snorts cum and cums out her mouth

I penis oof in her mouth

by Thé master boi October 31, 2018

Penis

A massive long thing on boys

I have a very big ‘penis’

by Knob peen wang January 14, 2021

Penis

A stick on 2 balls that gets longer and harder when you see naked people or for no reason at all. It makes cum(milk) when you jerk it off or fuck someone or someone sucks it. When you fuck a girl in her vagina it will make her pregnant if she has gone through puberty. The cum contains your genetics. Also your penis is small. Some synonyms are : Dick, Cock, Nut,

Your mom: Oh my god thats suck a huge Penis
Me: Open you legs so i can fuck you
Your mom: Yes daddy, augh augh thats so nice daddy
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna cum in you
Your mom : yes daddy, oh thats no nice, i'm orgasming
Me: no you are pregnant

by Milkdimsum27 September 30, 2023

penis warts

warts on your penis.

"i have penis warts"

by BigNiggaFaggot March 7, 2019