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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
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Awesome Cats

A medium-sized group of younglings who chat way too often on the internet (but only with one another), they obsessively play Google Doodles and love cats and avocados and mushrooms and each other.
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Cat

A creature that dosent care.

If u die it will eat you!!!
Yo I eat dogs but ive never tried a cat.
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Holy bleep, how could somebody that is so pretty and intelligent exist! Not only is she clever, but she is also good at art, music, sports and cookery. Legend has it that she has a larger brain than Newton since she proposed the fact that apples drop from the tree is due to the attractiveness of hers, but not the gravity. Once upon a time, people thought that princess who owned both beauty and wist only existed in the fairy tales, until they met Marsh...
Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh is puuuuuuuuuuuuurfect! Be like Marsh!
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Cat Craft

A cool guy that’s normally out yonder from Texas… Probably a furry.
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Gumming Cat

When you shave down a Feline, then proceed to declaw and deteeth, and every other sharp object to touch the body, so you pleasure yourself via the smooth and gummy mouth of the Feline.
“Bro I just turn Oreo into a gumming cat,
You wanna try him out tonight?”
by Jevin D August 3, 2025
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