Cats

The cutest animal on earth, tiny villains with knives in between their fingers, will probably take over the world by 2023.
Cats can literally kill you with cuteness, cats can be very affectionate but they could also kill you.
Cats can also shape-shift.
If you scare a cat she will turn into a ping pong paddle.
if you provoke a cat in some way, it will turn into a killing machine.
When cats are asleep, they turn into cute fluff balls.
When you wake up a cat, they will DESTROY you in the form of a jumping tornado of knifes.
If cats are surely a higher civilization, you wonder, what do cats think of me?
They think of you as a source of paps and food

You must be pretty stupid if you don't know what cats are.

by Crystal_4x4 March 4, 2021

cat

evil warlords who wish only for the suffering of others.

Basically a ball of fluff with knives coming out of it's paws.

random person 1: hey do you wanna see my pet cat?
random person 2: *vanishes*

by just_a_bored_person March 9, 2021

Sam The Cat

A cat meant to live with at least 5 children; minimum 2 dogs and a horse

To qualify for Sam the Cat, you must first have 5 kids.

by Omnipreuneurdort March 10, 2021

thick cat

A universal world meaning anything in the world o Drmicloves world

They always trying fo thick cat me out of my nice things

by AdMC March 12, 2021

Caca cat

Literally a cat made out of shit what did you expect bro

Guy: hey wanna see my cat?

Guy 2: hell nah you got a caca cat

by Stepsisterisstuckagain March 13, 2021

Cats

The most adorable thing in the world. I mean seriously what did you expect? Look at their eyes! I still can't understand people who hate cats.

Do you have cats?
Sadly no but I love them!
You know there are people who hate cats...
They have no soul!

by Burner5785325 March 21, 2021

My cat Jeffery

My best friend in the whole wide world. He is orange, chonky, and has huge eyes. He likes to listen to Twenty One Pilots and Lana Del Rey, his favorite songs are Oh Ms Believer and National Anthem

My cat Jeffery is a Josh dun fan girl

by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021