I can't come to work. My partner did the New England Puckerburner on me last night and I won't be able to sit at a desk for a week.
by Helvecta Heresy January 8, 2025
Get the New England Puckerburner mug.a substantially improved prospect of life or use after rejuvenation or repair. Mainly used whenever someone is arguing with someone and they get all cranky
Zilkon: "Dont argue with me."
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"
by Utaken2underscores January 3, 2024
Get the New Lease On Life mug.The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
Get the new jersey sponge mug.You become the king of New York after striking against The World. (A little hyperbole never hurt anyone?) You get plenty of benefits too!! Like a pair of new shoes with matchin’ laces, a permanent box at the sheepsheads races, Pastrami on rye with sour pickles, and more!
You: *almost dies from the cops beating you up for striking*
Some guy named Racetrack: THERE I BE. AINT I PRETTY? ITS MY CITY. IM THE KING OF NEW YORK.
Some guy named Racetrack: THERE I BE. AINT I PRETTY? ITS MY CITY. IM THE KING OF NEW YORK.
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Person 1: "So, who are you going to vote for?"
Person 2: "Well, it's new nigger vs. new nigger, so I'm going to sit this one out."
Person 2: "Well, it's new nigger vs. new nigger, so I'm going to sit this one out."
by Publius0987 April 6, 2025
Get the New Nigger mug.when you meet someone, who you get along with great, and you find out that you have the same names. a very rare coincidence.
usually between a guy and a girl who share names, (like sam, page, eric, jordan etc...)
usually between a guy and a girl who share names, (like sam, page, eric, jordan etc...)
person 1: man i've really been enjoying talking to you, but you still haven't told me your name.
person 2: ohh its sam.
person1: MINE TOO!!
person 2: you are totally my New Sibling!!!
person 2: ohh its sam.
person1: MINE TOO!!
person 2: you are totally my New Sibling!!!
by justin blue cheese December 22, 2008
Get the New Sibling mug.You basically got bored and decided to find a new definition for Urban Dictionary but on your way to find it, you saw the Google sorting options and just typed it out. Cause I also did the same thing.
me: what other definitions are there bro, i ran out!
also me: lemme look. oh, {sees All Images News Videos More} i'll give it a shot.
also me: lemme look. oh, {sees All Images News Videos More} i'll give it a shot.
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