cat sex

This is the action of 2 masculine male cats having intense anal sexual intercourse.

me: "Hey dude, wanna have cat sex again"
fbi: "No thanks, my Ass hurts from before!"

by eonisdaddy September 1, 2021

cats

An STD that is transmitted via the direct contact with a cat's fur with human genitalia, it can also be passed on during sexual intercourse with a male or female.

'So, how has the sex been recently?', 'pretty shitty, i contracted cats'

by cheeseman2569 March 29, 2021

Cat

Something you think is cute, but obviously is plotting your demise.

Cat is life,
Cat is death.

by anonymous April 13, 2023

Engine Cat

A purring cat.

"Guys look! My cat is purring, he's a little engine cat!"

by DarlingMichi July 26, 2022

Black cats

Spit* spit* spit* bad luck

*random cat walks by joe: spit spit spit james:whats wrong with you joe: black cats make me loose lottery james: ...

by Jelly arms July 1, 2020

Hoss-Cat

A large woman; especially one who wears tight clothing while being large

That cheerleader is a hoss-cat.

by The_Mike_Honcho May 25, 2024

Cats

Cats are the best. They're shy when you first meet them, but soon will be rubbing along your legs. They're ferocious beasts at night, but come home with a little gift. Mousie! Cats are the sweetest creatures. but being out all day, they'll soon start to smell. Give your cat a bath, but watch the claws and teeth. Cats are nightmares when in water.

Cats are cute.

by #Felina September 26, 2019