When women reach their early to mid thirties and have 3 children with 2 different baby daddies from being run through like a hallway during a fire alarm, realize their sexual marketplace value is at less than zero, and decide to start going to church to find a "good guy" to take care of her and her kids. They done had their fun, but they want a man to provide for them financially. These women start attending church and Bible study under the guide of being "born again" but really it's for the purpose of getting free housing and food. They also might have Tyrone coming over to help with her migraines while their churchy man is at work.
With 2 kids and another on the way from another one night stand, Cassie dicided to join The Great Hoe Reformation, going to a non denominational church to find a financial stable man that's okay with a prefab family.
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Get the got them hoes mug.A person who can't mind their own business spreads rumors and lies instead of congratulating someone they admire. Rather than expressing admiration and wanting to emulate them, they make up rumors and think they're some mastermind. They get their group of ignorant followers, who rely on voodoo and tarot card readings, to use technology to harass and intimidate their target online, thinking the person is oblivious to their actions. However, the target knew from the start and sees them as foolish or feels sorry for them because they might be mentally challenged.
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