Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

your mom

your mom is a joke word created in 2021 and its a funny ass word that can be almost used as a language and its a cool word for a joke

guy 1 hey you ugly

guy 2 your mom

by monke boi December 17, 2021

your mom

a bad roste

your mom is not nice

by the best5289 January 18, 2024

ur mom

ur mom

"hey dude ur ugly" ur mom

by cacabutthole34 March 8, 2022

ur mom

ur mom gae

ur mom: gae

by dinonuggetsdiedandrevived December 31, 2019

u mom

umom

u mom

by yae3s October 27, 2020

Mom

The woman I did last night. Just kiddin it’s just the woman you came out of.

Your mom is really fuggin hot my dood.

by W00pA k0oPa December 11, 2020