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Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.
by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022
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your mom

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ur mom

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Mom

The woman I did last night. Just kiddin it’s just the woman you came out of.
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