pull a penis

when you yank on a penis far too aggressively.

Doctor: What caused you to bleed so profusely?
Man: The girl I fucked last night decided to pull a penis.

by Golden Kitty March 12, 2018

Walla Big Black Penis is Flopping

When a trans nigga is twerking and his penis is flopping

Look that guy 's Walla Big Black Penis is Flopping

by saggin expert March 5, 2019

Guaca nigga mole penis

When u fuck up saying Guacamole Nigga Penis, and say Guaca nigga mole penis.

Definition: Stupid white niggas cant say shit

Person 1: guaca nigga mole penis
Person 2: what bitch?
Person 1: sorry man i meant Guacamole Nigga penis
Person 2: Aight nigga

by NillerKasket March 14, 2019

seth has a big penis

A man named Seth who has a abnormally large penis

Look at That seth has a big penis

by Knifestar123 July 23, 2019

why is my penis big

What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there

Works everytime

John: Oh shit, why is my penis big!!!

Everyone else: Uwu fuck me now

by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020

the original pussy penis island

THE SMP OF pUssy pENis ISLanD

uHhh idfk Lfmao "the original pussy penis island "

by the_fuckin_chinkin_police June 1, 2021

Super Genius Penis

When your penis is smarter then the person receiving it. We call that the “ Genius Penis “ but in the rare case your penis exceeds 200 IQ. Your lucky enough to Be gifted with “ super genius Penis “ and your dong will make sluts smarter!

“ Hey bro, that chick was retarded last week and can now count to 10. Do you think she’s taking super genius Penis? “

by Gavin ctw January 14, 2022