kidickie 

Taking the day off work as your child is sick....can be used as an excuse for taking the day off, or can be genuine!

I couldn't face going to work today with my hangover so I took a kidickie.

kidickie by HelenAus April 24, 2011

kidfacer 

The use of your child's photo on a web-site profile page instead of your own. This mainly occurs because the individual will not use his/her own photo because they are too fat or too ugly. They say it's "cute."

"How does Jimmy look on his profile page?"
"I don't know, he's got a picture of his kid up."
"Oh, I can't stand these kidfacers."

kidfacer by icehause August 23, 2011

Kiddozone 

When someone is rejected by a potentiel SO for being too young.

-She would only go out with me if I was six years older. I'm stuck in the kiddozone.
-Well, at least you're not in the friendzone.

Kiddozone by Petit Jean October 9, 2012

kidzilla 

a bratty kid attending or part of a wedding. flower girl or ring bearers that take over the ceremony.

that flower girl's a kidzilla screamin' & stompin' down the aisle.

kidzilla by racerxmas December 7, 2013

kidney crusher 

Very large penis that is used in such a manner that it crushes one's internal organs.

Shannon looks so good after I'm drunk on whiskey that I'd like to run my kidney crusher all up in her.

kidney crusher by Skincane January 22, 2014

kidsty 

(noun) an area that is littered with kids
(noun) a pigsty is a place covered in mud and slop, whereas a kidsty is a place covered in children and razor scooters

**Max and Tim are wandering around IKEA**

Max: I'm telling you man, this is the best place to pick up chicks.
Tim: I dunno about that. This is pretty weird, Max.
Max: What do you mean?! This place is full of milves!
Tim: Yeah, but it's a total kidsty.

kidsty by Maxwell Dope January 23, 2014

kidshow clem

A raucous, bar brawl, or bout of fisticuffs involving a New Orleanian gin soaked hobo clown. Based on a combination of early 20th century carny slang, kidshow is slang for freakshow,and clem is slang for a fight.

"My nose was broken, several midgets threw up simultaneously, and my dog got twisted into a balloon in a kidshow clem with some drunk clown on Bourbon Street."

kidshow clem by kidshowclem March 2, 2015