Dirty New Year

When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.

This year you should pull a Dirty New Year

by Mango milk February 5, 2025

friends at a new school

people who you hang out with to make you seem less lonely

friends at a new school has been defined :)

by SHRUGSHRUGSHRUGSHRUGTILTEDHEAD November 16, 2017

GameStop New

When an item is clearly used but is being sold as "New" because it was taped shut after being opened.

1: I got a new copy of Smash Bros.

2: It's not wrapped though.

1: Yeah it's GameStop New

2: Ah, yes.

by BudDude February 16, 2022

new dark souls

a recently released game that is a bit difficult

dat boi: "Hey, heard of that new game?"
dis boi; "Sure! They call it the new Dark Souls."

by drJunkenstein October 25, 2017

New Jersey Sloppy Joe

A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.

"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"

by Sevadonn March 8, 2019

New Orleans Massacre

I know you all want my input on this (Because why else you would be here)

Hym "So, the New Orleans massacre... 15 people were killed. The guy was a Muslim who was apparently radicalized by ISIS. I don't know if that's true. OR did you guys steal all of his shit? In which case, why did you expect him to not slaughter you for that? Stupid. Either way, not very interesting. I guarantee the media prescription if both self-indulgent and full of shit."

by Hym Iam January 5, 2025

New York trigger

A very heavy trigger pull, especially on a handgun.

Originated from the New York Police Department's policy until 2021 of issuing pistols with a trigger weight of 12 lbs..

Do you think that cop wouldn't have hit so many bystanders at Times Square without that New York trigger?

by James Russell, PhD March 12, 2023