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Fucking monkey

by Pelotas849230 May 11, 2022
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monkey burger

A monkey burger is someone who acts like a monkey and eats too many burgers.
by Quangledangle$$$ July 28, 2023
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Monkey

Josh the monkey oh the little monkey that gets abused by girls. Wears lots of adidas. Cares about his hair but doesn’t take care of it. Like to watching the fucking same movie like 3 times. The kid who sleeps with pillows between his legs. The type of fatass that takes 2 steps and gets tired. Has a Spotify list that has over 4000 songs and albums and songs. Who likes tacos and cheeseburgers. Who goes to the movies like every fucking 3000 years.
Monkey ate all my chicken. Monkey saw Eduardo take 3 steps and destroy the world.
by Baddibixch September 27, 2019
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one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.
1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
by messy bun November 19, 2017
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Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)
Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?
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Monkey

A racial slur used mainly against African Americans. This was used mostly in the 1950's comparing African Americans to monkey's.
Did you see that monkey? He totally whiffed that free throw.
by Barniclebunch March 8, 2022
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Meth Monkey

An individual that is extremely erratic and chaotic due to extreme use of methamphetamines it is so far gone that they don't know the difference between reality and fantasy by definition an individual who is solace and is sole purpose is it in goal in their life is to acquire methamphetamines to get high
John is definitely a meth monkey control himself look at how he acts can't even control himself doesn't know he's even acting weird.
by Lady goddess k February 9, 2020
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