“Omg did you see Victorias order at Taco Bell?”
“Yea she got like 5 things and ate it all”
“That is SOOOO fat Jordyn”
“Yea she got like 5 things and ate it all”
“That is SOOOO fat Jordyn”
by fatjordyn the og April 27, 2024
Similar to a fat cap on a piece of meat a fat cap is someone in your life that adds flavor through lore build up within the relationship but ultimately needs to be cut off.
“I liked her a lot but honestly in the end she was just a fat cap that needed cut off”
“He was just around for the plot, overall tho he is a fat cap”
“He was just around for the plot, overall tho he is a fat cap”
by Pabalo escasbar January 02, 2025
Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting
Hey, that’s a purple fat dude
by Idiotic potato November 09, 2019
by Zaddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 08, 2019
The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom
Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!
by #NoDreamTooSmall June 25, 2021
by dank lad October 25, 2015