monkeying

Dillydallying with someone other than momi

Yo, was you monkeying with someone else! ?

by Momi February 17, 2015

monkeys

Where real scientists say we came from.

According to the Origin of Species, we all came from monkeys.

by God is watching you. July 8, 2017

turquoise monkey

when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up

"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"

"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."

"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"

by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021

african porch monkey

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.

“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”

by itsok2005 February 2, 2022

Monkey Assholes

Black olives (On a pizza)

I ordered a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and monkey assholes

by x11198109v0 November 20, 2022

Monkey

Someone who is from Brasil. Often lives in favela.

Brasil is full of monkeys.

by Lowloser November 21, 2016

Monkey

Drunkn Munky2 is a ugly motha fucka. - Lex Luthor

Drunkn Munky2 is ugly.

by Steve Wayne July 27, 2003