MOM

Acronym for My Other Man

When my man found out MOM in my phone stood for my other man

by Sluttbagel_143 May 24, 2023

Mom

Moms are "loving" people, but watch out! She might spank you so hard you forget everything. Just don't be a bitch and everything will work out. P.S she is a bitch

That MOM is so good at giving my kids spankings I started paying her to do it!

by moms are awfu... great! August 09, 2022

Mom

A strong woman with great personality..

But not all 'mom' can do their responsibility

Wish I had mom like yours

by 123hello321bye March 14, 2023

mom

A women who is sexually active, and decides to have kdis. In order to:
A) abuse them
or

B) Take care with all the sweeteste guidelines

Is that your mom? Yeah shes a mom

by spencer_xo April 10, 2020

Mom

The best person in the the world it may be different for you but for me she has put up with all my sh*t (I'm surprised she hasn't killed me yet)

Me: mom
Mom: yes
Me:dad wants to know what is for dinner
Mom: what ever he's cooking
(Few seconds later)
Me: I don't think we're eating today
Mom:*at the stove* I'm making tacos
Me: ok cool

by Dyzzi5 March 23, 2018

Mom

Someone who tells you that they are not made of money, but guess what...
M- Made
O- Of
M- Money

Me:mom can you buy me airpods
Mom:im not made of money i cant pay that much for small blutooth earbuds
Me: Doesn't mom mean made of money
Mom: You little smart***

by Hdjdjdbbejekdb October 13, 2019

Mom

A mom is someone who LOVES you and would do any thing for. They will rase you and protect you at all cost and will forever love you even when your mad at her. She will help you and guid you though any thing even if it means takeing the day off the will correct you and help you make good choices.....
Mom are your life time best friend and I love that

There are none every one loves there mom

by Thatonegirl1133 January 09, 2018