Love Shit

When you're pulling a one night stand or just starting to date a girl/guy and you take a dump in their toilet. Not just any dump though, one of the foulest, sloppiest, noisiest and odorous dumps you will ever have!!

Causes: Nerves, fast food, kinky sex etc.

Jimmy: Hey what you doing back so early? Thought you were with that blonde chic?

Carl: She got pissy cause I took a shit in her toilet! I just couldn't hold it in man.

Jimmy: Love shit cock blocking! Love it!

by mit5 March 3, 2011

True Love

The feeling that means you want to spend your life together.

True Love is the relationship between Danielle and Noah.

by jkdl;aj September 24, 2011

Gordeezy Love

{Adj) A type of emotional and mental romance which if given to a female at any given moment will make her fall so deeply in love with you.

Dea had a taste of that Gordeezy Love

by Gordeezy July 13, 2003

Love Dart

Penis
Purple-headed love dart = Black penis

Stay safe tonight, stay away from his love dart though.

by Tupeq July 28, 2003

get no love

v. to vegetate, petrified, like a little bitch.

A little bitch will not get over oneself, and will therefore get no love.

by observer of the obvious November 17, 2003

butt love

When you whisper sweet tooting into another's butt.

*fart on girl's butt*
Did we just make butt love?

by UrbanEdd October 17, 2008

BLOODY LOVE

The act of fucking a girl while she is on the rag

Man I can't wait to go home and make some bloody love to my bitch. I love looking at my bloody dick afta banging her bleeding meatloaf

by PENIS LOVER December 27, 2005