by @capbeast.combiach May 6, 2018
Get the Hoemug. The perfect phrase to use for a completely fugly and clapped bitch, who sounds like a dying donkey and looks like your grandmas most recent shit. These women are usually scuffed cunts that try to act hip with the kids, even though they are actually; in their mid 40's, going through a mid-life crisis and browse pintrest in their spare time.
by christine_is_a_milf August 31, 2020
Get the Donkey Hoemug. Hoola hooping while having anal with a prostitute. The man must insert his peener in the prostitute's ass while hoola hooping.
"Man I juts hoopla hoed my girlfriend last night"
"Oh.. I thought you said she was a prostitute"
"Not anymore"
"Oh.. I thought you said she was a prostitute"
"Not anymore"
by imgonnarockurmom2night September 27, 2018
Get the hoopla hoemug. girl#1 - omg she’s such a hoe, she was texting gemma’s boyfriend last night
girl#2 - what a fuckin slut
girl#2 - what a fuckin slut
by travisbitch June 1, 2018
Get the hoemug. 
