Someone who is decently cool but fails in social skills because of the lack of normal environmental experiences as a result of not going to a real school.
by LDaddy69 July 4, 2022
Get the Atlantic shores kidmug. 
by abortion yes eat the abortion March 20, 2021
Get the kidsmug. The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.
Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Get the The 'I have kids' defensemug. by Kyler2 January 14, 2023
Get the Kool Kidmug. blaaaaat
green anaconda kid : there are green anacondas under my bed , every night I fight them and at midnight I fight THE KING and to do that I call JHON CENA
us - ok pop off I guess
us - ok pop off I guess
by THE POTATO QUEEN 2282 May 5, 2021
Get the Green anaconda kidmug. by 999maker June 8, 2021
Get the 999 Kidmug.