Cheese slog

a cheese slog is a slice of pizza (preferably a cheese pizza).

Andrew is getting a couple cheese slogs down his gullet.

by lovrocool January 3, 2021

Cheese Platter

A situation on a man’s underwear where quantities of dried semen are on them.

“Damn dude woke up to a real cheese platter in my pants this morning”

“Yea, after I watched that I had a total cheese platter”

by Cheezers July 18, 2021

Cheesing

A slang term for The act of getting a male cat to urinate on your face. Doing so will make you very high.

Kyle: Oh god, Kenny must be cheesing again!

by Cat butt-plug February 14, 2023

cheesed

screwed,done with everything,tired,excited

example:man my teacher just gave me a 10 page essay due tomorrow im so cheesed
example:just had a long day at work im so cheesed

by W4FFLES October 26, 2017

Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.

Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town

by paul8m3 February 8, 2022

Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016

Cheese grate

When someone uses too much teeth when giving a blowjob, thus “cheese grating” the victim’s penis

“I’ve never gotten worse head than when that freaky girl in 11th grade cheese grated me in the back of AP Lit”

by ausdeb June 19, 2021