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jiffy kid.

a grody, barefoot, baddly dressed, child.
the kid who hang out at the jiffy stores and marts is a jiffy kid.
by vnicoleex3 May 2, 2010
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Kid

It’s physically impossible for me to have a kid

bc I’m gay :)
by Gayvibesonly June 2, 2022
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new clothes kids

two people who are buying new clothes together
“hey i’ve just bought a load of clothes”
“oh cool i was just about to as well!!”
“nice! we’re totally new clothes kids right now
by NOTzoerjane January 27, 2021
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Stray kids

Literal stray kids but they’re actually just 8 random Koreans with millions of dollars.

Also goofballs that make money.

Or lost children
I love stray kids with all my life
by Random fairy October 31, 2025
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Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life

And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.
Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
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90s Kid

A term used to describe a person who was born between 1990 and 1999.
90s kids born during and after 1996 are also known as Generation Z.
"I'm a 90s kid! I remember so many things like Lizzy McGuire and Lisa Frank! Don't even get me started on Diablo I."
by AnaSenshi99 June 24, 2022
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Lake Effect Kid

A child who is born, raised, grew up, lives in and/or dies in Chicago.
by RocketScience2 November 27, 2023
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