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times new roman

people who use this font are basic and suck\
"i dohnt no how two spewll"
-person who uses times new roman
by timesnewroman user February 10, 2021
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new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
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new word

my names viola and i wanted to make a word but i didnt know what to do so i just said new work- ps im so special
omg i am so cool new word
by fillyhasadhd June 9, 2023
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Gay New Yorkese

A slang lexicon used primarily by those identifying with LGBTQIA+ identities in the region of New York (and parts of New Jersey). Though the origins of this linguistic phenomenon hail from NYC and its surrounding territories, with the help of the Media (popular shows such as Will & Grace) and the Internet, Gay New Yorkese has spread across the United States and the world. Gay New Yorkese includes colloquial metaphors, abbreviations, sounds, and even emoticons!
I don't know what you read from my conversation with him, but in Gay New Yorkese, he literally said "You have a nice chest. Fuck me." Who knows if I will ever hit that.
by SparkySpring June 22, 2017
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New-leaf

The word in the Warrior Cat franchise for Spring.
New-leaf was almost here.
by Citris October 19, 2021
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New England Puckerburner

The act of soaking a tampon in Spicy Cajun Mustard and inserting it in your rectum.
I can't come to work. My partner did the New England Puckerburner on me last night and I won't be able to sit at a desk for a week.
by Helvecta Heresy January 8, 2025
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News to Me

A phrase said when someone tells you something new you never heard before, usually when it is about death or other shocking events.
Person 1: Bro the President has Coronavirus!
Person 2: News to me!
by zdoesgaming March 4, 2021
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