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Cheese butty 

Summet u call someone when u can’t be arsed doing summet
Nan: ay Matt Clean ur room
Me: nay fuck of ye cheese butty

Nan: that’s not nice
Me: Yerman make us a chicken wrap ye sausage

Nan: okay

Me: uno da
Growing up i hearted cheese. Feta, cheddar & mozzarella. White sauce & brown bread sandwich.
Iman always loved cheese!
Cheese by TheBlueLeo April 17, 2019

CheeseBread 

When you order a CheeseBurger and pull the top off revealing hot melted cheese stuck to the bun.
I just had some CheeseBread
CheeseBread by DrToboggan April 20, 2019

Cheese Stick 

When somebody needs to pull their foreskin back before fucking a girl.
Did you hear Jackson is a cheese stick?

Cheese stick 

Someone who needs to fold back their uncircumcised penis flap to fuck their lover.
Did you hear Jackson is a cheese stick?

Cheesecake 

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
Cheesecake by ThaPryynce34 April 24, 2019