by Super dooper camera man November 17, 2021
A definition of obesity which involves consumption of cocaine in massive amounts. It involves profuse sweating through layer of clothing.
My dad told me the round, sweaty comedian we just met was gonna die soon. He said he was “cocaine fat, be glad you met him.”
by The JBZ June 28, 2021
by Gmoney36 August 25, 2017
The only movement that doesn't move.
Want to get cancer, heart diseases and liver diseases? Then join this movement. Oh wait, I forgot to say, it's women-only, even if most obese people are men. Oh sorry, how offensive from me. I meant to say plus-size.
Want to get cancer, heart diseases and liver diseases? Then join this movement. Oh wait, I forgot to say, it's women-only, even if most obese people are men. Oh sorry, how offensive from me. I meant to say plus-size.
Stacy: My life sucks. I want to commit suicide...but there are no bridges in the town...
Lucy: You can just join the Fat acceptance movement, they will give you cancer and dozens of heart diseases.
Stacy: Okay thanks!
Lucy: You can just join the Fat acceptance movement, they will give you cancer and dozens of heart diseases.
Stacy: Okay thanks!
by LegacyFilet March 06, 2024
Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting
Hey, that’s a purple fat dude
by Idiotic potato November 09, 2019
by Zaddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 08, 2019
The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom
Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!
by #NoDreamTooSmall June 25, 2021