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processed cheese

A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.

The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.
"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.
by KNCVBKK January 9, 2024
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Cheese balls

The taste of LONDYNS COOCH
by Unknown man 9085689 May 11, 2022
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Molten Cheese Stain

A nasty stain that is left on the skin from sexual activities.
Jilmy left a HUGE molten cheese stain on Shaun's chest.
by king don May 8, 2015
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Cheese melted

A sandwich made in the microwave with 3 pieces of white american cheese on sliced bread, cooked for 32 seconds.. invented by Lori and Marci in the early 1980's
Lori made her best friend Marci a cheese melted for lunch.
by belladeefy May 8, 2020
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tim cheese

- Damn did you hear about the murder on John Pork? + Yes, he was just found dead, I bet tim cheese is behind all of this.
by cheezking April 3, 2025
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Cheese

by y0urbe3stie May 5, 2021
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Cheese Mike

How American's hear Australian's say one of their favourite slang phrases Cheers Mate.

Australian's are renowned for their constant use of occa slang, Cheers Mate being a regular way to thank someone, especially in a restaurant or shop, after being served, you would thank the server by saying Cheers Mate

The combination of accent and slang, is heard generally as Cheese Mike. Especially in a restaurant setting. In a wider group of people who have travelled, Cheese Mike is another way to say thankyou. Which will usually lead to a conversation about why?
Server in an italian restaurant will hand you your plate of pasta.

You: Cheers Mate
In servers head: Cheese Mike?

Server will give you Parmesan cheese
You: Cheers Mate
In serves head: Cheese Mike?
Server gives you more cheese.
Server: By the way, my name is Steve, not Mike
by Kb575 July 14, 2020
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