Cat

Cats are the most elegant, most graceful, and most funny thing I've ever seen. Even though they can be trouble, just give them time for a nap.

Cat- meow (don't touch me human)

Human- *pets cat*

Cat- *hisses and bites the human*

Human- owch

by Stitch_The_Cat July 29, 2021

Pocket-Cat

the act of gooning through a hole in your pants pocket while talking to someone

"hey man do you mind if i pocket-cat right now? your lookin' mega cheeked up"
"sure dude, im pocket-catting right now!"

by Cospinsane April 2, 2025

Cat banjo

The motion made by a female while casually scratching her own genitals

I should change my underwear because my arm is tired of playing the ole cat banjo

by Solarfish January 3, 2017

Cat Cafe

Another term for a woman’s vagina.

Bob went to Lacy’s cat cafe.

by Mandysword June 3, 2022

Cats

Tiny balls of furry fury with diseases aplenty

Friend 1: Hey dude I just got a new cat!
Friend 2: A cat!? Cats are just tiny balls of furry fury! That's why I have a dog.

by AWildGayPerson November 8, 2023

cats

Crack head or someone who clings to narcotics like how a cat clings to things

“Yo you sell any dark to any cats yet?”

Nah fam.

by Beefinator27 December 31, 2023

crusty the cat

a chuck e cheese character that was made in 1977 and replaced by this stupid ass purple obese monster

crusty the cat is just better than Mr munch

by 1#crustyfan November 14, 2024