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fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)
did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.
by PinTal January 5, 2024
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Fat faggot

A gay man with an external locus of control who accepts no responsibility for his own inaction, poor diet, and lack of social skills resulting in obesity and a persecution complex.
John: Man, Keith was whining about how his back hurts again.
Steve: Well, we told him to diet and get some exercise but all he did was make excuses.
John: Yeah, he's such a fat faggot.
by Coptic Kaskuh October 13, 2022
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fat bag

Fat Bag is used to identify a furry mammal that is coated in mouldable stretchy skin.
Person: "come here Fat Bag"

Fat Bag: "woof"
by archie fitzpatrick January 25, 2022
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fatness

fatness is when you call people “fatness” you can also say “fatnas” it’s perfect
Fatnas!
Omg you called me Fatnas!?! Well you’re fatness!!
by P00puglu April 9, 2022
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Fat ginger cunt

someone who is immensely obese and is a ginger cunt
Kiarl: hey autisticginge
Ginge: hey!
Kiarl: your a Fat ginger cunt who's shite at fifa
by YourAMadCow July 28, 2023
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Fat vun

He is german and cannot spell
He's dead fat vun
by Motundjo February 4, 2022
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Fat Elmo Farts

the F.E.F for short these noxious fumes will go down into your butt infecting you too. making you fart those fumes like the Apocalypse but smellier
the Fat Elmo Farts will make you a undead farting zombie
status: Extremely bad for your mental health
by The High Flatulence February 10, 2022
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