hulk penis

A massive member.

"Wow, Did you lasher's penis?"
"Yeah, He has a Hulk penis!"
"Man I wish I was THAT big"

hulk penis by Hulk Penis June 4, 2014

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snail penis

Making a snail with your penis and balls by wrapping your penis around and under your balls making the shell and the penis head stick out looking like the head.

Let me show you my snail penis after we get it on!

snail penis by 0pie July 24, 2014

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Pine penis

When a penis is so small it is the size of a pine needle

Dude I tried to have sex but she said I have a pine penis

Pine penis by cracker slacker September 7, 2015

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Pinch Penis

The phenomenon of when your penis retreats and (in the process) pinches all of the foreskin on its way down. This often happens while seated at the dinner table or in other situations where you can't tend to your pinch penis.

My pinch penis was really bad at the in-laws dinner table the other night!

Pinch Penis by LeDapperFapper May 15, 2016