fat biffer

Someone who is doing things expected of a fat person. Not usually an insult, as the fat biffer is almost never a fat person. Usually heard in the south of England. Is said quietly, and never with a tone of shock or surprise. This makes it sound like the fat biffer does this sort of thing all the time, though in truth he rarely does.

Dave in pub: Pint of Carling and two pies please.
Other dave: You fat biffer.

by pissface3000 October 21, 2015

National Dis fat people day

on Oct. 21 No matter what they do to you anyone who can't touch their toes you have the full right to dis them.

hey guess what
*dis*
oh its National dis fat people day

by MR>Snowman October 11, 2021

Fat

If it hangs over your jeans

Oh my gosh,I'm fat because when I sit my belly goes over my jeans

by Maxmightmightness December 7, 2017

Fat cruiser

n. - New Balance shoes often worn by burnt out frat boys

"Sick fat cruisers bro"

by Redbro69 May 27, 2016

Fat slob

mephone4 after he ate the cookies

'But I'm a fat slob, so i ate them!'

by termina11yCapricious July 27, 2025

fat cow

you

you are a fat cow

by hifornitenoobs September 28, 2020

Fat

The almighty insult. There is no insult more powerful than this. If you get called this, you might as well just give up. This insult is so powerful that no human being can withstand it's incredible power that it holds within itself.

Jack: You're fat
Jessie: *dies*

by SilverShark December 16, 2021