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Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

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I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
by Mastro-K April 24, 2016
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Wolf Time

When a furry wants to cuddle or do stuff with a anthro wolf.
"Wolf time?" Asked Addison hoping for a wolf to cuddle them.
by whyiseverythingtaken? February 11, 2024
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Time box

I walked into a shop and asked for a time box for my travels
by Time is faster October 15, 2018
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Tristan Time

When Tristan says he'll back in 5 minutes, it's really going to be an hour plus.
It's Tristan time, he said he'll be back in 5 minutes, you got time to clean your entire house.
by Ayoitbyaboi December 5, 2023
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Having a Snitt Time

The phrase "Having a Snitt time" refers to when you're having amazing time where you feel emotions of happiness
Everything is going so good today, I'm having a Snitt time
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part time bruh moment

Something that meets bruh moment criteria by being unusual or small brain but only partially
Why does this cat follow me? It's such a part time bruh moment
by Akhult1 October 28, 2020
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On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.
“ Happy National They Wasted My Time Day “
by yobitchhhass August 2, 2022
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