shit-hurl

1.) The shit that comes right after eating your own vomit.

2.) Shit that smells so bad and sour, you swear it contained up-chuck from regurgitated cud.

When Max shit-hurled, it smelled so bad that it ran us out of the art department.

by Consgray Foreskin September 8, 2008

shit mac

a crappy computer thats fucking slow as hell.

rodd: isnt the fucking you tube vid loaded yet?!?!
todd: no, my shit mac is slow as hell!!

by jason padilla January 10, 2009

I'll shit

A new way of saying "Oh my god!". To express excitement or any emotion in an extreme. Something said is so insane that the mere utterance of it makes you lose control of your bowels.

"I got into Harvard."
"Really! I'll shit, my dude!"

"That new album just came out!"
"I'll shit! When?"

by Dr.Moog September 30, 2009

Shit Hand

When you go to wipe your ass and either A) the toilet paper you've chosen to use fails resulting in shit all of your hand. B) Said toilet paper does not exist or C) Somehow shit actually finds it way onto your hand.

Also related: Poop Thumb (Which is a lessor case of above - Shit Hand)

I was in the toilet when my toilet paper ripped in half, so I have a severe case of shit hand right now.

Ever have poopthumb? Well I have shit hand, that is a whole other list of problems.

by BiggyBigs April 18, 2010

shit pals

When 2 people are neighbors in public restroom stalls, but remain comfortable having a normal conversation while dropping a deuce.

A variation of "piss pals" from Adam Sandler.

i.e. Piss pals, dump dudes, toilet talkers, commode comrades, bowel buddies.

Dude, I was walking to the restroom the other day at work, about to take a dump. Along the way, my boss followed me and started talking. We ended up having a normal conversation while simultaneously dropping deuces. We became shit pals.

by Capt. Stabdomen March 27, 2011

shit-blistering

You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.

I got several nasty infections from shit-blistering with John.

by Jeremy July 11, 2003

Shit-Show

1) A party or event where where massive amounts of alcohol are consumed.

2) A person who consumes a copious amount of alcohol, making them physically and/or mentally unstable.

(see Shitfaced)

1) Everyone at this party is hammered drunk. This is a total shit-show.

2) Kaidra had way too much to drink and is now a complete Shit-Show.

by woody88 June 8, 2009