Flipping dat monkey

"Flipping monkeys" refers to a spontaneous, bold, and often reckless action taken with little regard for the consequences, similar to a "full send" moment.

1. flip monkeys, bag hunnies, and get moneyyy

2. I am flipping dat monkey right now

by FlippingDatMonkey69 November 2, 2023

clutch monkey

A godly person who never chokes under pressure is clutch

it's a squad vs solo don't worry he got it he's a clutch monkey

by 4nite March 19, 2018

I Love Monkeys!

Means that you love monkeys, or you are being racist and using sarcastic intent calling black people monkeys.

Whitest dude ever: I Love Monkeys!
Black dude: yeah same
Whitest dude ever: Are you gay????
Black dude: What No! Why would you think that??
Whitest dude ever: You said you love "Monkeys"...
The Whitest dude ever got beat up and sent to a hostipal where he woulddie from his injuries

by poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz dud May 15, 2023

super saiyan sock monkey

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.

Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!

by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018

monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021

Autistic monkey

An autistic monkey is a person who constantly makes monkey noises and is slightly autistic.

baka: “who is that person over there, they kinda look like an autistic monkey”

booby : “oh that’s eva huerta she was the first person to be diagnosed as an autistic monkey”

by george griddin July 31, 2023

slip monkey face

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.

wow that man has a slip monkey face.

by charlieman12 November 1, 2010