I will shit your pants

'I will shit your pants', or variantly, 'I will piss your pants' is generalized, undefined threat, and is used in conversation.

If you tell me the earth is flat one more time, I will shit your pants.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

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He Tripped and I Fell

A really terrible excuse that you give to someone when they catch you having sex. Usually involves being caught cheating by a boyfriend/girlfriend.

May involve phrases such as "It wasn't me", " It just happened", and "How did that get there?"

Janet: Brad! What are you doing!?

Brad: (balls deep in Janet's attractive friend Roxy) Nothing! It was an accident!

Janet: That is the worst "he tripped and I fell" that I have ever heard! We're over!

by JJBQ May 3, 2010

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I owe you one

An expression used to imply that one good deed done will be reciprocated

Thank you for getting the work done while I was away, I owe you one.

by valormann July 30, 2018

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i love you Olivia

I love you Olivia I would do anything for you babygirl I just love your smile and you are so beautiful i also really really love your personality baby you are my everything I can’t believe I got a girl like you baby

I love you Olivia you mean so much to me idk how I got so lucky

by Jfjdje September 9, 2019

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I hate your whimper

The immortal phrase uttered by one of the evil Skeksils in the Jim Henson film, "The Dark Crystal".

Chamberlain - mmmMMMMmmm
Skeksi - I hate your whimper!

by AesopRock311 April 14, 2010

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i love you most

I love you more

Husband: "I love you babe"
Wife: "I love you more"
Husband: "I love you most"
wife: "I love you mostest"
Husband: "I love you mostestest"
wife: "I love you mostestestest"
Husband: "I love you mostestesteste..."
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both wins

by Badr15 April 9, 2011

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