(n.) dried man drippings usually found on fabric that was near a bloke’s knob just after he has splooged. Cum crust often exposes cheaters or serious bators. The typical “cum rag” (which can be a towel, a t-shirt, or a sock, among other things) is usually completely saturated with a cum crust.
“His dirty socks are always covered with a cum crust and stuffed under his bed.”
“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”
“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”
by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024
by Supreme.Bape__ October 26, 2016
An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.
Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.
by oofman420xd December 15, 2024
by XHennessyx May 01, 2023
by SnotSlurper January 19, 2024
by SnotSlurper January 20, 2024