Cum

The stuff that comes out of your dick when you go past a preschool

I just jizzed to that 3 year old, cum

by paedophile32 December 27, 2023

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cum

very delicious white syrup

guy: "nah bro is that cum on your fucking face?"
guy 2: " :) "

by Stanleybutwithadigbick March 12, 2023

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cum

a white paste that comes out of a man after stroking his shit

I just love the taste of cum

by ObamaObamaObamaObamaObamaObama March 23, 2023

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Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022

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Cum blanket

A soft blanket you use to masturbate with

You might not want to touch that cum blanket

by User7372649 January 6, 2021

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Cum

Cum is a slang term for substances that exit a person's genitalia during an Orgasm.

Verb : The action of ejaculating. (Cumming)

Noun : Semen, Vaginal Fluids

V : "don't cum in me, I'm not on birth control"
J : "Uhh, too late."

C : "I cummed so hard to the thought of that boy at the party. "

by Тимофей March 24, 2023

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