clit fart

This is going to be a Queef’s

Sarah had a clit fart a the dinner party

by Show pony March 20, 2022

Fart

A funny sound made by the absence of air leaving the anus.

OMG i can't beleive joe farted while we were in the bath

by farts r us March 21, 2022

joe mama likes farting

Fucking

I joe mama likes farting hate you

by p98ytrf March 22, 2022

Skin mark fart

Skin mark fart is a Fortnite kid that is ass at Fortnite and is tall like a giraffe and he takes heroin

Skin mark fart needs to touch grass

by purpleguyvrr March 24, 2022

Fart in the mud

Someone who is being particularly pessimistic. Similar to “Debbie downer”, calling someone a fart in the mud is just a gross way of saying your friends are being depressing.

You okay bro? You’re being a real fart in the mud today.

by Professor Reat Ard March 25, 2022

Mississippi Fart Stopper

Noun; refers to a gay black dude’s dick. The term was coined in Mississippi in the late 20th century in response to an uptick in homosexual activity in black communities.

“Did you see the Mississippi Fart Stopper on that dude? I wouldn’t want that in my fart box.”

by KrustyKreatorofKaos March 28, 2022

fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022