Thristy Cum Sluts 

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thristy Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.

Thristy Cum Sluts by Mr. Scrickets December 12, 2008

Pre-Cum 

The CUM before the storm.

that time the senior camp counselors took the assistant counselors to a strip club and made us wear grey sweat pants and bought everyone lap dance, they took a picture of us all with pre-cum in our pants.

Pre-Cum by teethan July 31, 2017

pacman cum 

Magical rainbow creams (Usually white but preferred black)that come out of Asian looking guy (yellow skin) who has 1/8th of his body and tries to molester and fuck little yellow dots.

Pacman cum was eaten by my grandpa and triggered his vietnam flashback.

pacman cum by MolesterJuice May 15, 2016

Ninja Cum 

Ninja Cum (verb) is the wholesome act opon which a man sneaks behinde a unknowing victim (usually female) to simulate the characteristics of a ninja. Than proceeds to ejaculate over the unknowing victim,

then vanish to avoid atention of the victim to the next target.

Example

Guy1: "Dude, you should totally ninja cum that chick over there!"

Guy2: **Sneaks to unknowing victim then ejaculates all over her then get away without being noticed**

Her: "Like OMG WTF, Who just cummed all over meeee!"

Ninja Cum by TheRealEnglishMan May 29, 2019

Dog cum 

Cum dog

Dog cum yum yum yum

Dog cum by Screaming Children March 12, 2021

Shreks cum slut 

If u think Shrek from movie Shrek is hot and you are horny then maybe you are shreks cum slut! It basically mean your shrek's slut and hes your daddy.Ofc as a joke.

Person A: Shrek is very hot.
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: Im his cum slut
Person B: Indeed you are,a Shreks cum slut

Shreks cum slut by LiveLaughLove i guess February 26, 2022

two legged cum dumpster

A filthy whores' twat.

That stripper was definitely a two legged cum dumpster.

two legged cum dumpster by jlet April 24, 2010