do it bark?

A question one asks when inquiring about the primal tendencies of a woman’s genitalia.

I saw you from across the bar.. I have to know, do it bark?

by Godawgs2024 January 02, 2024

SHOULD do vs. DOO-doo

Not to be confused with anti-hypocrisy tutelage ("This what we SHOULD do, but it is not what a lot of people actually DO do"), this term refers to what you attempt to teach a fellow living creature during house-training.

A classic example of "SHOULD do vs. DOO-doo" would be an '80's-era "Garfield" cartoon where Jon Arbuckle was upset when Odie "left a gift on the carpet"; he then expressed great appreciation to Garfield for being housebroken.

by QuacksO February 17, 2021

Doing a David

When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game

David is doing a David every Tuesday...

by TNF Definitions April 15, 2024

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 01, 2023

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 04, 2023

Doing a Dido

When you realise you have a Classical Civilization or Ancient History lesson at 9am tomorrow, so you put some revision of book 4 of the Aeneid into 'practice'.

"hey did you hear about Joe!?"
"yeah, I heard he hadn't done the worksheet on book 10 for today so he was doing a dido"

"its a bit extreme"
"yeah I know, yikes"

by Olosodo November 03, 2019

What you need to do

shut the fuck up

Person 1: blahblahblah nerd shit.

Person 2: you know What you need to do

Person 1:

Person 2: thanks.

by WrenFloof#0666 April 19, 2022