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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
mugGet the Buy your mom an iPhonemug.

dick mom

The only girl you f*cking/ the girl taking care of ya d*ck
by 18gdup May 9, 2021
mugGet the dick mommug.

Moms life

a phrase many roadmen and black people say. most of the time theyre chatting shit (lying)
bob: you took my sweets!
david: moms life i didnt
by eeveelover42069 February 8, 2024
mugGet the Moms lifemug.

your mom

YOUR MOM
by YOURMOMLOVERPATTER September 4, 2022
mugGet the your mommug.

Your mom

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.
by Your mom Your mom Your mom October 13, 2021
mugGet the Your mommug.

your mom

by Yodogbitchlol July 2, 2019
mugGet the your mommug.

Ur mom

POV: ur mom left u at the store
by E A U September 3, 2022
mugGet the Ur mommug.

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