Parched Penis

After a long period of not peeing, your next piss includes the sensation of your pee tube becoming wet again after a long while of dryness and urine drought.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't peed since I got on the plane.

Guy 2: Parched Penis?

Guy 1: Most definitely.

by urbanmonkey7 April 20, 2011

desert penis

A penis that has not been used for sex or masturbation or touched by anybody else for a period of time.

A penis that's not been touched by anybody but the person himself in a non sexual way is "Desert Penis".

by pgdragon September 16, 2013

Mystery Penis

To have sex with a man while blindfolded.

Robbie likes mystery penis.

by GODSMACK May 20, 2014

hulk penis

A massive member.

"Wow, Did you lasher's penis?"
"Yeah, He has a Hulk penis!"
"Man I wish I was THAT big"

by Hulk Penis June 4, 2014

snail penis

Making a snail with your penis and balls by wrapping your penis around and under your balls making the shell and the penis head stick out looking like the head.

Let me show you my snail penis after we get it on!

by 0pie July 24, 2014

Pine penis

When a penis is so small it is the size of a pine needle

Dude I tried to have sex but she said I have a pine penis

by cracker slacker September 7, 2015

Pinch Penis

The phenomenon of when your penis retreats and (in the process) pinches all of the foreskin on its way down. This often happens while seated at the dinner table or in other situations where you can't tend to your pinch penis.

My pinch penis was really bad at the in-laws dinner table the other night!

by LeDapperFapper May 15, 2016