muffin head 

The head of an erect penis. Usually resmbles the top of a freshly maked muffin.

I was talkin to Chistina last night and I got a sweet muffin head

muffin head by William Roll October 23, 2004

long skirt bun head 

n. a woman from a conservative religious community who dresses in long skirt and long sleeves, not being allowed to wear pants or show flesh, and has to wear her hair long but tied back in a bun: can be used to describe Amish, Mennonite, Apostolic Christian, or other weird religions

may be seen in cities occasionally, are more often seen in children's hospitals caring for their inbred children

Doctor: Where did all these long skirt bun heads come from?
Nurse: There is a little Amish boy on 4S with some weird congenital condition.

long skirt bun head by wheezy302 November 25, 2007

square head 

A person with the birth defect known as square headedness. It affects them for the rest of their lives, for example they cant put on normal t-shirts and they must tesolate to spawn mre of their evil ofspring.
It results in lack of mates and widespread piss taking.
They will suffer for the rest of their sorry excuses for lives, they have no social lives and so have nothing better to do other than revise and get good marks.

1: hey look that kids got a sqaure head!
2: oh yeah what a freak......(chanting) square head, square head
1: oi ur a freak go and sand ur edges
mark(the square):honestly im not that square headed!
1 and 2:well u r u utter freak with no mates go and tesolate with another square!!

square head by SHU (Square Haters Union) November 30, 2006

Panini Head 

A panini head is particular friend who calls you names for wearing 90s themed clothing
They especially call you names like 'slut" or "prositute"

See that vampire kid? He's my panini head..."

Panini Head by ujfghuyiwguhv August 30, 2018

Chase Boi Bean Head 

A Hot fag- it who hates me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 345-9816

Chase Boi Bean Head Don't want me 2 call him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(So feel free 2 call him 4 me!)

Chase Boi Bean Head by Uzas October 22, 2003

Polish Reverse Shower Head 

While your chick is taking a shower. Wait until she is washing the soap out of her face and has the shower head hitting her in the face. While she is blinded by the soap and water you put a second warm stream on her back by pissing on her.

My girl was washing her hair and yelled " you better not be giving me a polish reverse shower head." After she excepted it she just told me not to piss in her hair.

Polish Reverse Shower Head by Thehammer1985 July 7, 2010

smh my head 

Created by the meme god Danny Gallagher smh my head is when smh doesn't suffice to the amount of head shaking required to be disappointed in something.

Bitches don't even pray to god anymore, they just pray to Cardi B, smh my head

smh my head by tfizzlerone June 3, 2018