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friendship tax 

small amounts of money that are borrowed without having to give it back.
joe - hey, can i have that quarter back that i let you borrow yesterday?

geoff - are you kidding? dude, its 25 cents. friendship tax. don't be such a cheapo.
friendship tax by mcballin January 11, 2009

Friendly Fred 

A fart that tickles the back of your ball sack while you are sitting down.
"I felt a huge fart coming in the middle of class, so I leaned back a little, and I felt that Friendly Fred tickle the back of my ball sack!"
Friendly Fred by MrFancyPanys612 December 21, 2008

one sided friendship 

A one sided friendship is when one friend puts so much effort and Carr into the friendship with this person because they care about them a lot as a best friend but the other half of the friendship the person really never helps them or cares for all their help and doesn't appreciate it. That's when you know they suck ass and you need to friend someone who's worth your time besides two faced bitches
Wow I'm kind of fed up with our one sided friendship Alyssa
Alyssa: sorry I don't appreciate you and ik I'm a terrible friend
one sided friendship by Grace.612 September 27, 2015

chillin' like fried chicken 

for something or someone to be hella chill, hella fine, or hella cool.
Shit man. Look at his costume, it's so tight!
Yeah, he's chillin' like fried chicken.

210 Friendly

1. Code for blow jobs by numerical order of the alphabet (i.e. "b" is the 2 and "j" is the 10).

2. An idiot's way of saying that he's 420 tolerant in a personal ad.
Guy 1: Dude, so this potential roommate on Craig's list says they're 210 friendly. I don't know if I can trust that.
Guy 2: Why? You're the biggest gay stoner I know. What could be the problem?
Guy 1: What if it's a chick?

Fuck-Your-Friends February 

A challenge to see how many of your friends you can have sex with.
I am gonna love Fuck-Your-Friends February!