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Down the road

When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).

Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!

Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
by Spergs June 25, 2023
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she put the fork down

Meaning she starved herself.
Girl : “I wonder how she got her body so beautiful and slim.”
Man : “Haha, I know why!”
Girl : “Why?”
Man : “She put the fork down!”
by cl.eo157 June 25, 2023
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Calm-down wank

When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.
Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.
by cyclopentane June 27, 2023
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get it down

usually sexual, i.e., give/receive a bj or cunnilingus, or just have intercourse in general. of course, other definitions apply, but idk them :^
Yo, I'm finna get it down with her tonight!
by sucklife'sballslmao June 28, 2023
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Cut you down like a tree

when a girl is taller than the guy so he says this to refer to laying the girl down to engage in sexual acts
Girl: How tall are you

Guy: 5'8 , how tall r u

Girl: im 5'10
Guy: imma still cut you down like a tree
by Chrxssy February 23, 2023
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start-down

The reverse of a start-up.
When you have so much money, that you make companies only to fail
I have so much money that I only do start-downs now
by ogoiD February 24, 2023
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Down bad

Damn bro you 100% down bad
Person 1: "Yo this dude flirting over girls that don't even know him, he's so desperate. "

Person 2: "Bros hella down bad!"
by mr-whoRuDawg February 25, 2023
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