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Upperdecker double blumpkin deluxe

One person sits on the toilet while the other person stands above him. The person sitting is giving a blowjob to the standing person while both are taking a shit.
I walked in the public restroom and caught my roommate and some stranger doing the upperdecker double blumpkin deluxe.

Coltin Double C 

The best couple ever. They make each other happy and have some fun time at night. They always smother each other’s faces and kiss in front of their one amazing and super hot friend. They are very happy with each other, but are mysterious about their relationship. It is the perfect pairing of Caitlin and Collin. All hail Coltin Double C! Yassss!!!
Man, I wish I had come up with a ship name as amazing as Coltin Double C. Who ever made it up must be a genius. She must be super hot too.

Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination

Abiding by standard double elimination rules until the final round of the tournament, in which it favors you to win, completely disregarding the fact that you lost the first game.
Dude, aren't we playing the tiebreaker? Nah, you forgot to account for Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.

Sir, I got an A on my first test and a C on my second. You're telling me I can't take my third test and you're giving me C? Professor: I'm sorry, but you forgot to factor in Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.

The John Wick Double Tap 

Shooting your enemy once in the torso followed by a quick, accurate, second shot to their head. As seen, many many times, in the John Wick movies.
My boss is really on me this morning about some paperwork and he’s about to get The John Wick Double Tap.

gang gang double g shit nigga 

gang gang double g shit nigga. what else hoe
nobody:
me:gang gang double g shit nigga

super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo 

This is truly a speciality, if you get this, you are truly lucky. While sucking a pp, the person sucking will use an ancient motion done as a combination of both hands and the mouth creating a vacuum seal, this will make you cum instantly. The person can then proceed to deepthroat turning both hands slightly in antagonistic motions, this works on everyone. Important note: If you bite during the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, you will ruin it, do not bite.
Yesterday she drained me, I think she hit me with the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, i just could not even last 2 seconds.