FAKE FRIEND DAY

fake friend say is august 4th make sure to post them! much love to all my fake friends xoxo

FAKE FRIEND DAY MEAN omg look it’s rachel my fake friend.

by weirdboy68 August 4, 2021

Fish Friends

When you are in love with someone

We aren’t friends we are fish friends

by Z 2 Shiesty January 29, 2022

friend in law

When two people have the same level of friendship with a mutual but they exist in different contexts of the mutual's life. The two can and likely do cross paths from time to time, but without the mutual the two have no unique connection to one another.

Ex: my best friend from college and my best friend from my hometown are friend in laws

Girl 1: Are you coming to my bachelorette party this weekend?
Girl 2: Yes! And I'm so excited to finally meet my friend in laws!!

by flashmobgary September 19, 2024

Friends

Oh, yeah, totally. You know what REALLY helps you get into to a sexual relationship with a woman? The literal opposite of that! You sound like a torture victim trying to trick their torturer.

Torturer *uses cattle prod* BZZZZZT!

Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"

Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"

Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."

Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"

Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"

Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"

Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023

School Bus Friend

noun
The friend you have on the school bus that you don't see once you graduate high school.

Martin missed his school bus friend, Sofie.

by school bus friend August 2, 2024

i love my best friend

I love my best friend soooooooo much. She has been so good to me. Being there for me whenever I needed her. I just I could do the same for her.She might not know it but she is probably the only person I would trust with my life. She gives the best advice. We have the same music tastes. We are also obsessed with Stranger Things. We have the same favorite color. I often find myself thinking about her. Wondering if she's doing ok. We check on each other every once in a while. Although school has been stressful so far. We haven't really hung out yet even though we live right next to each other. It would be nice to meet her. She has no idea how much of an effect she has on my life. Because when I have no one else to or nothing else to do she's there. She's always there. She might be the only friend that I feel this close with and we haven't even met yet. Which so crazy because we went to the same school too. Even the same bus. She's always been there. It just took me a while to realize. But by the time I did, it was already too late. Now we don't even have time to hangout. Which I hate.

💘🤍🖤❤️ 🔥❤️ 🩹🤎❤🤎💜💜💛💗💓💕💟💞❣️💟🦝💖💝🤍💟💜💜🤎🤎❤️ 🩹💗❤️ 🩹💓❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💕🖤🖤💝💖💖❣️💕🤍💕💟💕❣️💓💞💗💞🤎💕❤️ 🩹❤️ 🔥💕🖤🖤❤️ 🔥💛🤎💛🤎💗💛💛💗💜💟💜💟🤍💖💘💖💝💘💖🤍💖💟💕❣️💓❣️❤️ 🩹💞❤️ 🔥💞❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💓🖤💓🖤💗🖤💗❤️ 🔥💗❤️ 🔥💗❤️ 🔥💗💓❤️ 🩹❤️ 🩹💞🤎❤❤💛💜❤️💗❤❤️ 🔥💕💕💓💘

I love my best friend, she's the best friend I've ever had

by L0v3r_b0y August 14, 2022

Friend Inside Me

A music gag/remix made by Toby Fox which came from Randy Newman's Toy Story song "You've got a Friend in me" which is rearranged to make Randy Newman repeatedly sing, "Friend Inside Me".

PERSON 1 Have you seen the new fanmade deltarune chapter?
PERSON 2 I got a friend inside me after watching this.

by djangoman7 May 17, 2025