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Nerf Penis

Someone who is highly ineffectual, talks a big game, but produces no results and rides on the coat tails of others.
Our Boss Big Joe should have banged Nancy from accounting, God knows she needs a good boning, but he is either gay or has a Nerf Penis.

The harder I work, the fatter/lazier my co-worker Mark gets. He's a real Nerf Penis.
Nerf Penis by Stoogin-Poogins August 12, 2006

Oh, for love of penis ! 

A saying that gays have when there at a loss for words.
They want to reban same sex marriage.
Oh, for love of penis !

Tiny Penis Game 

A game involving the world cup.
When an England flag is seen on a car or a house the players must shout "Tiny Penis" (more fun if you do it as loudly as you can). The player who does this first wins. The game is only played while the world cup is in progress. The person who gets the most points wins.
Tiny Penis Game:
*car with a flag goes by*
player one - "TINY PENIS!"
player two - "oh man, i cant believe you got that before me"

jurassic penis 

a penis that is long and jurassic!!
OH MY GOD!! you have a jurassic penis...
jurassic penis by kingandy October 29, 2008

back penis 

large penis like mole or freckle that is seen by some people as a penis on the persons back
omg, did u see that back penis? it was like so big
back penis by suckmypenisbitch September 20, 2010

Niggity Penis Fuck 

God damnit, I lost. NIGGITY PENIS FUCK!
Niggity Penis Fuck by iGuy October 7, 2012