Cum

The creamy stuff from your cock

When you’ve had a wank u cum.

by TheCrispyCream October 26, 2022

cum

ok why did you search up "cum" on Urban Dictionary?

Guess it's cuz he wanted to cum to all the horny definitions here...

by TotallyAHuman October 27, 2022

Cum

Something a child starts producing when they hit puberty.

Hayden had a thought. He wanted to jerk off! He got in bed, and started jerking off. But, he forgot to close the door! His dad entered and said "Do you need a demonstration?" Hayden blushed, "I'm only 10, dad!" Hayden's dad closed the door and started ripping off his clothes. He threw the sheets off and put his monster 10 inch cock into Hayden's mouth. Hayden was stunned, all he could see is a 10 inch cock covered in hair, but he liked it. He moved his dad and jumped on his dad's cock. "Put it in me, papa!" He started jumping on it and felt something warm and wet sploosh in. He then cummed all over his dad's face. Then, his friend picklocked the door and came in. He recorded it while he jerked off.

by 10inchMONSTERcock October 27, 2022

Cum

A white, sticky, substance that is stored in the lungs. Tastes amazing on toast.

Cum is stored in the lungs

by NBA cum October 27, 2022

Pee cum

After cumming you pee. It can often be recognized by the inconsistency in the pee speed, sound, and location it lands.
It happens when there is cum in the urethra and the cum interferes with pee coming out.

In the bathroom, I could hear a guy pee cumming. That shit was nasty.

by BathroomHearer October 28, 2022

cum

oh fuck im cumming lois

David: hey babe im gonna cum soon
Jenny: ok daddy im busting ohhhhhhh!
David: im so hard rn
Jenny: guacamole nigga penis

by Gaynikker October 31, 2022

Cum.

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by jAyaja November 7, 2022