The suburban cousin of Central that has just as many drugs/fights but less police interaction, Stratford High School is the place you wanna be! Where being white is part of the minority, it is a very diverse place with an amazing football team that has passed around every Freshman ( of all genders). We have our very own vampire, as well as a janitor guy in the lunchroom who politely asks you for your garbage and gets angry when you don't give it to him. Shooting threats are common to the point where we don't acknowledge them, and the food is terrible.
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“ bro you go to hillside junior high”
“ ya unfortunately”
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“ ya unfortunately”
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by hmmgas December 8, 2019
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Be cautious of any friends you make in LHS- as soon as junior year comes they all ~mysteriously~ start drinking a whole lot and think that being constantly stoned is a personality trait.
The worse thing to ever happen to an LHS kid is their parents divorcing probably. And yes, they did it because of you. :)
Be cautious of any friends you make in LHS- as soon as junior year comes they all ~mysteriously~ start drinking a whole lot and think that being constantly stoned is a personality trait.
The worse thing to ever happen to an LHS kid is their parents divorcing probably. And yes, they did it because of you. :)
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